Asamadeeyudu and Tasamadeeyudu - 1 - The Pooka

Tasamadeeyudu: Did you know, Osama Bin Laden is dead?
Asamadeeyudu: What? #$@# Who? @#$#$ Laden? $^&! Dead?
Tasamadeeyudu: Yeah drink this - Three pints.
Asamadeeyudu: Three pints! But why three pints?
Tasamadeeyudu: Muscle Relaxant. Havent you read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yet?
Asamadeeyudu: But whats with the Laden guy.
Tasamadeeyudu: Yeah he is dead. I guess the world will relax now for a change.
Asamadeeyudu: But how do you know that he is dead?
Tasamadeeyudu: Well, Zardari tells us he is dead.
Asamadeeydu: But he also tells us that "It's still in between fiction and fact.".
Tasamadeeyudu: So you disagree again with me. Would we ever agree upon a thing? Why do always contradict me?
Asamadeeyudu: Listen, I am quoting the source! And moreover I think Osama can neither be alive nor dead!
Tasamadeeyudu: Aaa? What? How is that?
Asamadeeyudu: Did you watch this movie called Harvey?
Tasamadeeyudu: Yeah the James Stewart starrer. Harvey, the 6 feet gaint rabbit, Elwood.P.Dowd's friend in the movie, is a Pooka. Only Mr.Dowd can see and talk to Harvey. Yeah ofcourse one of my favourites.
Asamadeeyudu: Well, in my view Osama is also a pooka!! You know!!
Tasamadeeyudu: What? But what about all the videos?
Asamadeeyudu: Yeah he is a pooka. Videos are all fake, made up. I can prove it.
Tasamadeeyudu: Aaah Spare me!! My mistake to tell you about anything serious.
Asamadeeyudu: I am not joking...I can prove it (at the height of his voice)

Tasamadeeyudu walks off to find out in the next news update on his mobile that Zardari now claims that Osama never even existed and also that Osama was a myth created by India.